I hate Valentine"s Day and I always have. The is the most overrated holiday ever made. I have actually never to be a believer that one demands a single day to buy things for the one lock love. This should be shown year round. So, in mine demented mind, ns do everything I deserve to to shoot cupid and also have angry bears assault people. That"s my appropriate Valentine"s Day.
Take the prompt: Happy Anti-Valentine"s job and duty with it.
Pre-writes welcome so long as they room Dark Valentine"s pieces or Anti-Valentine"s. They deserve to contain humor. If lock aren"t any type of of these, I remove them.
Reserves welcome; end up by the moment I walk to critique.
Have funny and an excellent
Don"t disappoint me!
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Thank girlfriend to all for your patience in my evaluate the contest. Ns have severe lot going on right now and I barely have actually time to get on AP. To those the I eliminated from the contest. Ns accidentally stated no rules; not certain why they were there. Nonetheless, if you review the an initial part, you would have provided that if the item did no fit what ns wanted, it was removed. I can"t was standing sappy poems and also there were fairly a couple of entered. This is no a love contest.With the being said, over there were part really great poems that ns read and quite a few gave me and also my family a wonderful laugh. Yes, I review the poems to my daughters and also husband, who all re-publishing in a love because that dark poetry.
besherat - give thanks to you for my HM trophy and also congratulations to all winners.
ConstantGardener - No rules however you eliminated my entry without a word. Have a heart! & will you be my valentine? Bob.
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